Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.