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• Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.
• - I despise your masquerade, the dishonest way you pose yourself. You and your whole fucking family.- We're both part of the same hypocrisy, senator, but never think it applies to my family.
• Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that I do it. You understand?
• In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.
• This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.
• I lost control? Look at you, you're fucking walking around like John Barrymore! A fucking pink robe and a fucking cigarette holder? I lost control?
• You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
• The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls.
• In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
• If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
• Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
• Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
• For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.
• I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
• One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
• Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
• In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
• If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
• I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting
• You know what they say, don't you? If you love a man's garden, you gotta love the man!
• It's amazing. It's incredible. But, I feel like a criminal 'cause I don't take money.
• The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.
• I have run out of time. I have lost it all. So I can't work fast enough to catch up. I can't run fast enough to catch up. And the only thing that catches me up is doing my magic act.
• Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
• You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
• I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come inta my life somehow. And he didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I would have the same opinion of me that he does.
• Where's the last guy? Ultimo hombre. Last man standing. Must've been one.
• What you got ain't nothin' new. This country's hard on people. You can't stop what's coming. It ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity.
• Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.
• June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
• Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me.
• Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.
• I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
• I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
• Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
• Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
• My life's a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage - my third - because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life.
• A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?
• I do what I do best, I take scores. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me.
• He knew the risks, he didn't have to be there. It rains... you get wet.
• - Is there any special country you wanna go to?- Wyoming.
• I bark. That man there, see him? He bites.
• Favor gonna kill you faster than a bullet.
• The dream don't come no closer by itself. We gotta run after it now.
• Either you're part of the problem or you're part of the solution or you're just part of the landscape.
• No questions. No answers. That's the business we're in. You just accept it and move on. Maybe that's lesson number three.
• - Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you.- Who taught you?- I don't remember. That's the second thing they teach you.
• You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
• If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
• - Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?- I think I'll have a drink.
• The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.
• He's wrong, it don't take much strength to pull a trigger but try getting up every morning day after day and work for a living, let's see him try that, then we'll see who the real tough guy is, the working man is the tough guy, your father's the tough guy!
• Now yous can't leave.
• People don't love him, they fear him. There's a difference.
• When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, "This is a friend of mine." That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, this is a friend of ours that would mean you a made guy. A Capiche?
• A wise guy's always right; even when he's wrong, he's right.
• All my life I've tried to be the good guy, the guy in the white fucking hat. And for what? For nothing. I'm not becoming like them; I am them.
• Twenty years you know a guy, you fuckin' whack him out just like that over a lounge? That's beautiful.
• Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
• My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.
• One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
• After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
• How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
• First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down.
• We're both getting old. All that we have left now are our memories. If you go to that party on Saturday night, you won't have those anymore. Tear up that invitation.
• I like the stink of the streets. It makes me feel good. And I like the smell of it, it opens up my lungs. And it gives me a hard-on.
• I'm not interested in friends from those places, and I don't trust politicians! You're still acting like a street schmuck! You know, if we'd listened to you, we'd still be rolling out drunks for a living!
• I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. And I still think you're hiding something.
• Isn't that something? Middle of a drought and the water commissioner drowns. Only in L.A.
• You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
• What can I tell you, kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.
• Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.
• Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.
• What’s in the box? What’s in the fucking box?
• You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.
• Detective. Detective. DETECTIVE! You're looking for me.
• This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
• Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
• Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.
• Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
• I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us. Like that thing where you just wanna be with one person all the time. You feel like the two of you get something no one else gets.
• Did you ever have to find a way to survive and you knew your choices were bad, but you had to survive?
• Always take a favor over money. I think Jesus said that as well.
• If they can whack a President, they can whack a president of a union. You know it and I know it.
• You don't keep a man waiting. The only time you do is when you want to say something. When you want to say fuck you.
• I'm just trying to understand how a person can buy a fish and not know what kind it was.
• The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.
• The most important thing in business is honesty, integrity, hardwork... family... never forgetting where we came from.
• Success. It's got enemies. You can be successful and have enemies or you can be unsuccessful and have friends.
• The things you own end up owning you.
• It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
• Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
• Who's that stumblin' around in the dark? State your business or prepare to get winged!
• - How do you like the bounty hunting business?- Kill white folks and they pay you for it? What's not to like?
• I like the way you die, boy.
• Here we go. AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
• What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!
• Half a million dollars will always be missed.
• Lie to no one. If there 's somebody close to you, you'll ruin it with a lie. If they're a stranger, who the fuck are they you gotta lie to them?
• You are making big profits from my work, my risk, my sweat. But that is okay, because I elected to make that deal. But now, the deal is over. I want my end, and I am out.
• Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
• You know I can call anybody, they'd put it on the phone? The Pope, an astronaut, the wisest of the wise... Who do I have to call?
• If you can't see the angles no more, you're in trouble.
• - Oooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo?"- You just say "bingo."- Bingo! How fun! But, I digress. Where were we?
• You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.
• I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off.
• I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?
• Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter. I think all that lethal weapon horseshit is just an excuse so you dancers never have to get in a real fight.
• - You are real, right?- I'm as real as a donut, motherfucker.
• - My buddy and his dog killed two of them and, no shit, I torched the last one.- Torched?- Yeah, I burnt her ass to a crisp.
• What the hell are you looking at, you little ginger-haired fucker?
• A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
• It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
• Everybody's there, and I mean everybody. And the strange thing is, there's not a sad face to be found, everyone's just so happy to see you.
• Go back to Jersey, sonny. This is the City of the Angels, and you haven't got any wings.
• Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.
• A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?
• Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.
• Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
• It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
• Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
• I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
• Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!
• I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
• I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
• When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do.
• You should know that I have always taken the path that is most right. The result is never in question for me. Just what path do you take to get there, and there is always one that is most right. And that is what this is.
• I told you. I wasn't gonna continue to stand around and let these people come and get me and my children. Unlike you, who seems to be completely comfortable just standing around like some fucking pussy, I decided to do something about it.
• - He hissed at you. What did he say?- He said, "I can smell your cunt."- I see. I myself cannot.
• A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
• Have the lambs stopped screaming?
• Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.
• - Hey... You should fold it.- What?- That note. It's a fake, right? You should fold it.- It's... It's a note from my mom. I have a doctor's appointment.- Yeah, but there's no crease in the paper. When your mom hands you a note to miss school, the first thing you do is, you fold it and you put it in your pocket. I mean, if it's real, where's the crease?
• Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.
• How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
• Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
• The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.
• No one cares about the man in the box, the man who disappears.
• Stupid is as stupid does.
• My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
• Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
• On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?
• I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday.
• People hurt the ones they love. That's how it is all around the world.
• There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
• There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we for then? We're consumers
• I want the future to be unknown. I want to become a whole person.
• You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
• - So, what you doin here?- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?- What's in the car?- Seats and a steering wheel.
• Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
• In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
• If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win. There's no way you can lose.
• Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, ya son of a bitch.
• - Go get 'em, champ.- I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss, I'm da boss
• If I'm walking into a shit storm I wanna know which way the wind's blowing.
• - Don't tell me that. Don't fucking tell me that. You didn't look in his eyes. Don't tell me that!- He was your asset, somebody you use for information.- Ah, Jesus Christ, you just... You don't just trade these people like they're baseball cards! It's not a fucking game!
• - Feeling a little paranoid on our last day?- When did Noah build the ark Gladys? Before the rain.
• - Follow the money.- What do you mean? Where?- Oh, I can't tell you that.- But you could tell me that.- No, I have to do this my way. You tell me what you know, and I'll confirm. I'll keep you in the right direction if I can, but that's all. Just... follow the money.
• All non-denial denials. They doubt our ancestry, but they don't say the story isn't accurate.
• - You'll have to figure that on your own.- Look, I'm tired of your chickenshit games! I don't want hints! I need to know what you know!
• Look, I'm gonna count to 10, all right? If there's any reason we should hold on the story, hang up before I get to 10. If the story's all right, you'll be on the phone after I get to 10, all right?
• This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
• This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
• - Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.- What truth?- There is no spoon.
• I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area.
• Sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
• Nobody knows anybody. Not that well.
• If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon.
• If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it's gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.
• I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
• I have a competition in me. I want no-one else to succeed. I hate most people.
• You've let someone come in here and walk all over us. You let him in and do his work here, and you are a stupid man for what we could have had.
• I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
• I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
• It had waited four million years, it was prepared to wait for eternity.
• To infinity, and beyond!
• That wasn't flying! That was falling with style!
• And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
• I have seen one or two things in my life but never, never anything like this. And never such Women.
• If the good doctor himself should ever want anything again... anything at all... it needn't be a costume.
• - I do love you and you know there is something very important we need to do as soon as possible.- What's that?- Fuck.
• That rug really tied the room together.
• I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
• Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
• Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
• Hello, Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever.
• I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
• - I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. You understand? That's my policy.- Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard - that's my policy.- Intent? How'd you establish that?- When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.- I think he's got a point.
• I gots to know.
• - Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.- No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
• - Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?- Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
• Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister.
• - You're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.- Story of my life.
• Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
• Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can.
• - That guy was pissed.- He'll feel better when he looks in the back seat.- Shit! That was my gold bar!
• - You know how to pick this lock?- Is this some black-shit again?- Hey will you stop that racial shit? Are you a fuckin' locksmith or not?
• - We'll be back to pick you up in fifteen minutes.- Take your time. I expect to be dead in four.
• Excuse me. I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.
• - I bet that really pisses you off. You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy. Do ya?- Buddy, I think you're slime.
• - I'm sure it's only a glitch, a temporary setback.- You call this a GLITCH?
• The downside of coming off junk was I knew I would need to mix with my friends again in a state of full consciousness. It was awful. They reminded me so much of myself, I could hardly bear to look at them.
• It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization.
• Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
• Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
• There's plenty of money out there. They print more every day. But this ticket, there's only five of them in the whole world, and that's all there's ever going to be. Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money. Are you a dummy?
• Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!
• - Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.- She needs to sort out her priorities!
• It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.
• - Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!- Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!
• It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices.
• Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?
• - Promise me something.- Anything, sir.- Never try to save my life again.
• For in dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let him swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud.
• A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.
• I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Mischief managed. Nox.
• - Sorry about the bite, I reckon that twinges a bit.- A bit? A bit? You almost tore my leg off!- I was going for the rat. Normally, I have a very sweet disposition as a dog.
• Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.
• I want you to look at me when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!
• If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
• You're not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.
• - You are honestly the most wonderful person I have ever met. If I'm ever rude to you.- I'll know you've gone back to normal.
• Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake you can just try again tomorrow. But out there, when you're a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes... you don't know what that's like.
• - Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?- Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself the same question for six years.
• - Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.- But I am the Chosen One... Sorry... kidding!
• - Has it ever crossed your brilliant mind that I don't want to do this anymore?- Whether it has or it hasn't is irrelevant; you gave me your word.
• Such a beautiful place, to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend.
• We wouldn't last two days without her... Don't tell her I said that.
• These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has perhaps faced no greater threat than it does today. But I say this to our citizenry: We, ever your servants, will continue to defend your liberty and repel the forces that seek to take it from you! Your Ministry remains strong.
• Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it.
• - After all this time?- Always.
• I now speak directly to you. On this night, you have allowed your friends to die for you rather than face me yourself. There is no greater dishonor. Join me in the Forbidden Forest and confront your fate. If you do not do this, I shall kill every last man, woman and child who tries to conceal you from me.
• We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars. Now we just look down, and worry about our place in the dirt.
• We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, that our destiny lies above us.
• Mankind was born on Earth. It was never meant to die here.
• This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke.
• That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.
• You don't talk much... I like you!
• - I hear the list is longer than my wang.- That's not saying much.
• When you're a kid, you think that you'll always be... protected, and cared for. Then, one day, you realize that's not true. If you open your eyes, you will see what we're going through. 'Cause when you're alone as a kid, the monsters see you as weaker. You don't even know they're getting closer. Until it's too late.
• Wait, can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why I'm not seeing this shit?
• There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good job".
• Not quite my tempo.
• - Rushing or dragging?- Rushing.- So, you do know the difference!
• But I know the rage that drives you. That impossible anger strangling the grief, until the memory of your loved one is just... poison in your veins. And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed, so you would be spared your pain.
• - Why do we fall sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.- You still haven't given up on me?- Never.
• Deep down you may still be that same great kid you used to be. But it's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you.
• Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.
• My nerves are shot! This is a catastrophe! What would her father say? I'll tell you what her father'd say. He'd say he's gonna kill himself a crab! That's what her father'd say! I'm gonna march myself straight home right now...
• - If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.- That's right. But you'll have your man. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?
• - Is that a monkey in your desk?- Just for emergencies.
• Last time I checked, they invented the stairs!
• Never do anything I tell you, without checking with me first.
• Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.
• - They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.- Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
• What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
• I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy. Come on, little Squishy.
• 'Cause we were like, "woaaaah.", and I was like, "woaaaah." and you were like, "woaaahh..."
• Just keep swimming.
• - It looks awful.- That's because it's on you, dear.
• Now, father, you're living in the past. This is the 14th century!
• A forest of thorns shall be his tomb! Borne through the skies on a fog of doom! Now go with the curse, and serve me well! 'Round Stefan's castle, CAST MY SPELL!
• I could have killed 'em all, I could've killed you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go!
• - Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?- You send that many, don't forget one thing.- What?- A good supply of body bags.
• You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition.
• Make block. Left, right. Up, down. Side, side. Breathe in, breathe out. And no scare fish.
• - I'm not by myself. I'm with you.- To make honey, young bee need young flower, not old prune.
• - Hey - you ever get into fights when you were a kid?- Huh - plenty.- Yeah, but it wasn't like the problem I have, right?- Why? Fighting fighting. Same same.- Yeah, but you knew karate.- Someone always know more.
• Every man dies, not every man really lives.
• The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.
• Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
• Sometimes I wonder... will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then I look around and I realize... God left this place a long time ago.
• In America, it's bling bling. But out here it's bling bang.
• This red earth, it's in our skin. The Shona say the colour comes from all the blood that's been spilled fighting over the land. This is home. You'll never leave Africa.
• - Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.- Quit, don't quit... Noodles, don't noodles... You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
• - There is no secret ingredient.- Wait, wait... it's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?- Don't have to. To make something special you just have to believe it's special.
• - There are no accidents.- Yes, I know. You said that already. Twice.- Well, that was no accident either.- Thrice.
• - We're not a pit crew at Daytona. This can't be fixed in seconds.- You didn't have seconds, you had three weeks. The universe was created in a third of that time.- Well, someday you'll have to tell us how you did it.
• It's not binary. You can be decent and gifted at the same time.
• I don't want people to dislike me. I'm indifferent to whether they dislike me.
• - I can't imagine being stuck down a well all alone like that. How long could you survive?- Seven days.
• Here we go, the world is spinning. When it stops, it's just beginning. Sun comes up, we all laugh. Sun goes down, we all die.
• What is it with reporters? You take one person's tragedy and force the world to experience it... spread it like sickness.
• I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.
• God himself could not sink this ship!
• Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people. I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you. To make each day count.
• Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
• Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.
• Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone.
• Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch.
• - The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket.- But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct?- No.
• - What kind of hooker takes credit cards?- A rich one!
• - We better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.- Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
• If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
• - 1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts. Great Scott!- What-what the hell is a gigawatt?
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
• Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
• - You've done a man's job, sir. I guess you're through, huh?- Finished.- It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?
• - Why do you wanna fight?- Because I can't sing or dance.
• You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!
• - It's Thanksgiving.- Yeah, to you it's Thanksgiving; to me it's Thursday.
• Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
• Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
• Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
• Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.
• - I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I, I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that!- Uh... I wish for the Nile.- No way! Oh, does that feel good!
• - I need help!- All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?- What?- Tell-her-the-*truth*!
• People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
• Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot... But what of the man? I know his name was Guy Fawkes and I know, in 1605, he attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament. But who was he really? What was he like? We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail.
• A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. Alone, a symbol is meaningless, but with enough people, blowing up a building can change the world.
• Jesus, I mean, you guys do nothing but complain about how you can't stand it in this place here and you don't have the guts just to walk out? What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.
• Which one of you nuts has got any guts?
• But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.
• Aha. Look what I've created. I have made FIRE.
• Gotta love crab. In the nick of time too. I couldn't take much more of those coconuts. Coconut milk is a natural laxative. That's something Gilligan never told us.
• I couldn't even kill myself the way I wanted to. I had power over *nothing*. And that's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket. I knew, somehow, that I had to stay alive. Somehow. I had to keep breathing. Even though there was no reason to hope.
• This is going to sound real stupid coming from a man in prison. But for the first time in my life, I'm free.
• I choose to drink! And I blame myself! I am happy to! And you know why? Because I choose to drink! I got an ex-wife and a son I never talk to! And you know why? Because I choose to drink!
• What the hell kind of meds they giving you? Alprazolam: that's generic xanax. Hydrocodone: that's generic Vicodin. Probably Canadian. Where's the dihydromorphinone? Is this amateur hour? Get that doctor in here; you just saved a hundred people!
• You don't listen, do you? I don't think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. "How's your job?" "Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts.
• The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.
• I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.
• Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.
• It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.
• Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!
• Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
• Sir! I have a plan! Mein Führer! I can walk!
• - I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler.- Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American People than with your image in the history books.
• - How tall are you, private?- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
• - You a photographer?- I'm a combat correspondent.- Well, you seen much combat?- I've seen a little on TV.- You're a real comedian.- Well, they call me the Joker.
• You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!
• Which would be worse - to live as a monster, or to die as a good man?
• This is a game. All of this is for you. You're not investigating anything. You're a fucking rat in a maze.
• Sanity's not a choice, Marshall. You can't just choose to get over it.
• - We don't care about money here.- That's because you have it.
• - You listened to my phone calls?- No! No! No! Honey I would never do that! I'd never do that! I... I just read the transcripts, that's all.
• - Howard, you really think they're gonna let you put out a whole movie just about tits?- Sure. Who doesn't like tits?
• You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.
• You know what the Queen said? If I had balls, I'd be King.
• What's the matter, you too good for this ten dollars? Huh? You too good for it? It's a good ten dollars.
• Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.
• Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.
• Friends and money - oil and water.
• The only person standing in your way is you.
• - You could be brilliant, but you're a coward.- I'm sorry.- Now stop saying that! That's exactly what I'm talking about. Stop being so fucking weak!
• - What did you do?- I felt it. Perfect. It was perfect.
• I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means.
• We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!
• - Smell that? You smell that?- What?- Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
• No that's fame. Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer.
• - Who are these people?- Ordinary people under extraordinary pressure, Mike. What the hell do you expect? Grace and consistency?
• I never left a source hang out to dry, ever! Abandoned! Not 'til right fucking now. When I came on this job, I came with my word intact. I'm gonna leave with my word intact. Fuck the rules of the game!
• Every night I cut out my heart. But in the morning it was full again.
• New lovers are nervous and tender, but smash everything. For the heart is an organ of fire.
• You speak so many bloody languages, and you never want to talk.
• Nothing I have been told about these people is correct. They are not thieves or beggars. They are not the bogeymen they are made out to be. On the contrary, they are polite guests and I enjoy their humor.
• Killing those soldiers at the river was a good thing. I never got to thank all of you for saving me. I did not mind killing those men. I was glad to do it. But now I know that the soldiers hate me like they hate no other. Because I killed soldiers, men of my own race, they think I am a traitor.
• Sir knight? I've just pissed in my pants... and nobody can do anything about it.

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