Snatch or The Matrix?

Are you a fan of Snatch? Of The Matrix as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

- So, what you doin here?

- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?

- What's in the car?

- Seats and a steering wheel.

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

- Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.

- What truth?

- There is no spoon.

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area.

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

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