I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
Nobody knows anybody. Not that well.
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon.
If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it's gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.