I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.
For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.