One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
Nobody knows anybody. Not that well.
If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon.
Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it's gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.
My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.