One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.
You know what they say, don't you? If you love a man's garden, you gotta love the man!
It's amazing. It's incredible. But, I feel like a criminal 'cause I don't take money.
The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.
Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.