If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Nobody knows anybody. Not that well.
If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it's gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.