You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting
Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
- I despise your masquerade, the dishonest way you pose yourself. You and your whole fucking family.
- We're both part of the same hypocrisy, senator, but never think it applies to my family.
If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.