It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
You've let someone come in here and walk all over us. You let him in and do his work here, and you are a stupid man for what we could have had.
I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
I have a competition in me. I want no-one else to succeed. I hate most people.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.