Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
It had waited four million years, it was prepared to wait for eternity.