Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
It had waited four million years, it was prepared to wait for eternity.
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.