Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.
I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.
One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.