You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
It had waited four million years, it was prepared to wait for eternity.
- So, what you doin here?
- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
- What's in the car?
- Seats and a steering wheel.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.