I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
That wasn't flying! That was falling with style!
And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.
Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
To infinity, and beyond!