That rug really tied the room together.
I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.