I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
Isn't that something? Middle of a drought and the water commissioner drowns. Only in L.A.
What can I tell you, kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.
One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. And I still think you're hiding something.
For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.
Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.