You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.
That rug really tied the room together.