One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.
That rug really tied the room together.