That rug really tied the room together.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.