You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?