Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.