One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!
Hello, Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever.
Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.