Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Hello, Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.