- He hissed at you. What did he say?
- He said, "I can smell your cunt."
- I see. I myself cannot.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Have the lambs stopped screaming?
Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Hello, Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever.