Hello, Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever.
Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!
Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.
How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?
- Hey... You should fold it.
- That note. It's a fake, right? You should fold it.
- It's... It's a note from my mom. I have a doctor's appointment.
- Yeah, but there's no crease in the paper. When your mom hands you a note to miss school, the first thing you do is, you fold it and you put it in your pocket. I mean, if it's real, where's the crease?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.