In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.
Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.