American Beauty or Dirty Harry?

Are you a fan of American Beauty? Of Dirty Harry as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

- I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. You understand? That's my policy.

- Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard - that's my policy.

- Intent? How'd you establish that?

- When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

- I think he's got a point.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

I gots to know.

Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.

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