- You're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
- Story of my life.
Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can.
It's amazing. It's incredible. But, I feel like a criminal 'cause I don't take money.
The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.
Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
You know what they say, don't you? If you love a man's garden, you gotta love the man!