- You're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
- Story of my life.
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can.
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.