Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.
Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can.
- You're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
- Story of my life.
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.