- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.
- We'll be back to pick you up in fifteen minutes.
- Take your time. I expect to be dead in four.
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
- That guy was pissed.
- He'll feel better when he looks in the back seat.
- Shit! That was my gold bar!
- You know how to pick this lock?
- Is this some black-shit again?
- Hey will you stop that racial shit? Are you a fuckin' locksmith or not?
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.