- You're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
- Story of my life.
Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can.
What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!
Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
Here we go. AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
Half a million dollars will always be missed.