I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
You know what they say, don't you? If you love a man's garden, you gotta love the man!
The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.
It's amazing. It's incredible. But, I feel like a criminal 'cause I don't take money.
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.