Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can.
Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
Stupid is as stupid does.
- You're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
- Story of my life.
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."