It's amazing. It's incredible. But, I feel like a criminal 'cause I don't take money.
The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.
You know what they say, don't you? If you love a man's garden, you gotta love the man!
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.