Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or Taxi Driver?

Are you a fan of Taxi Driver? Of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!

Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

There's plenty of money out there. They print more every day. But this ticket, there's only five of them in the whole world, and that's all there's ever going to be. Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money. Are you a dummy?

Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me.

June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

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