- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
- I despise your masquerade, the dishonest way you pose yourself. You and your whole fucking family.
- We're both part of the same hypocrisy, senator, but never think it applies to my family.