Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone or The Departed?

Are you a fan of The Departed? Of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

- Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!

- Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.

- Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

- She needs to sort out her priorities!

One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

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