I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?