You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?