Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.
Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
Detective. Detective. DETECTIVE! You're looking for me.
You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
What’s in the box? What’s in the fucking box?
Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.
You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.