You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
Here we go. AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
Half a million dollars will always be missed.
What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!