American Psycho or Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?

Are you a fan of American Psycho? Of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

- You are honestly the most wonderful person I have ever met. If I'm ever rude to you.

- I'll know you've gone back to normal.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake you can just try again tomorrow. But out there, when you're a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes... you don't know what that's like.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

You're not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.

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