It or Once Upon a Time in America?

Are you a fan of Once Upon a Time in America? Of It as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

- I hear the list is longer than my wang.

- That's not saying much.

I'm not interested in friends from those places, and I don't trust politicians! You're still acting like a street schmuck! You know, if we'd listened to you, we'd still be rolling out drunks for a living!

When you're a kid, you think that you'll always be... protected, and cared for. Then, one day, you realize that's not true. If you open your eyes, you will see what we're going through. 'Cause when you're alone as a kid, the monsters see you as weaker. You don't even know they're getting closer. Until it's too late.

I like the stink of the streets. It makes me feel good. And I like the smell of it, it opens up my lungs. And it gives me a hard-on.

Wait, can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why I'm not seeing this shit?

We're both getting old. All that we have left now are our memories. If you go to that party on Saturday night, you won't have those anymore. Tear up that invitation.

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