American Psycho or It?

Are you a fan of American Psycho? Of It as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

Wait, can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why I'm not seeing this shit?

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

When you're a kid, you think that you'll always be... protected, and cared for. Then, one day, you realize that's not true. If you open your eyes, you will see what we're going through. 'Cause when you're alone as a kid, the monsters see you as weaker. You don't even know they're getting closer. Until it's too late.

- I hear the list is longer than my wang.

- That's not saying much.

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

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