I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
You know I can call anybody, they'd put it on the phone? The Pope, an astronaut, the wisest of the wise... Who do I have to call?
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
I bark. That man there, see him? He bites.
- Is there any special country you wanna go to?
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.