I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.