Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.