Reservoir Dogs or The Departed?

Are you a fan of Reservoir Dogs? Of The Departed as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.

I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.

One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.

Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.

My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.

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