If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
I bark. That man there, see him? He bites.
- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.
You know I can call anybody, they'd put it on the phone? The Pope, an astronaut, the wisest of the wise... Who do I have to call?
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
- Is there any special country you wanna go to?